Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
My older brother told me today that my nephew (and godson) Benny joined the Navy on Friday! It really comes as quite a shock for me--simply because I realized that next month he graduates high school and that he's no longer my baby nephew. This is probably a good decision for Benny because it will allow him to get his education, serve his country, and see the world. Wow! Time really does fly by, doesn't it? I think I am going to have a going away party for him when he leaves (which will be in August). Please do not interpret the above picture as an "anti-America" stance--I just thought it was cool.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Plus, the Quilter still has my Green Lantern t-shirt and I want it back. He is NO Green Lantern.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
I really hope that all of you comic book fans out there took my advice and bought yourselves a copy of NOBLE CAUSES, which happens to be one of my favorite titles on the market today. A few days ago I posted a picture of Celeste Noble, so today I thought I would introduce all of you to her ex-husband--Rusty Noble. Rusty was the powerhouse of the Noble family until his body was destroyed in battle. Rusty's father was able to transfer Rusty's mind into a robot body and Rusty remains a valued member of the Noble Family.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
My favorite member of THE LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES is Timber Wolf--who I will now admit to probably being my first crush. Timber Wolf wasn't the smartest Legion member and he certainly wasn't the most powerful, but I loved the fact that he loved Light Lass (who later dumped him!) and was always quick to lose his temper when his friends were in danger. Plus, he was cute and had a hairy chest!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Wow! You really are a HUGE pussy! I'm shocked (well, not really!) to discover that you cancelled your MySpace account. Well, it is probably for the best--your page was quickly losing friends and pretty soon there would be no one on there anyway.
By the way, a lot of my fans have been asking me to define anal leakage. Anal leakage is simply when you cum in someones ass and their ass is sooooo loose that the cum (which is now mixed with shit) drips back out again, thus creating a strange orange color. Gross, huh?
Monday, April 7, 2008
Ah, what a weekend! I think I have finally begun to realize that our story is almost coming to an end. I use the word "almost" because the end will be when I will be able to look at you and laugh at the pathetic mess you are. You're a poor role model for your son becuase you're a liar and a coward, so hopefully your ex-wife will be able to introduce him to a proper male role model one day. I hope Bi-Sexual Boyfriend will have enough common sense to leave your anal leaking ass before you begin to corrupt his kid. All this time I thought that you were some poor victim, but now I know why he'd rather fuck women than fuck you--you're an evil person (while I am a bitter queen, eh?). At this point, I'm thinking that there is a reason why your mom abandoned you when you were little--because she knew that you had no soul and weren't worth loving. Oh, sure! You're financially successful and (at least I thought) attractive, but in the end, you'll end up all alone. Not all the money in the world will be able to buy you real love, but you know that. I'm lucky. I have great friends and the possibility of finding love again with a person who has never stopped loving me. Remember Quilter, that HELLFIRE LASTS FOREVER.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Wow! It was so great to see you and Bi-Sexual Boyfriend at the bar last night. I wonder if he knows you've still been calling me up and telling me that you loved me? You couldn't take your eyes off of me--and I don't blame you! The text message today was priceless! Paul and I were laughing! Did you really think I was going to meet you for breakfast? Geez, you are an idiot and a coward, 'cause only a PUSSY sends a text telling someone not to call them ever again. Hey! No no wonder Bi-Sexual Boyfriend is with you! You're a PUSSY and that's what Bi-Sexual Boyfriend likes to eat! In case you're wondering, dear readers, I am a meat eater ONLY! Here's some advice for the future:
1. Stop wearing that fucking white pirate shirt! You look like a HUGE dipshit with that shirt and feathered hair.
2. Invest in Long John Silver's! Your man likes fish.
3. Don't say the following: Honey, girlfriend, or dear heart. You sound totally gay.
4. Your brother is SUPER cute. I hope to meet him.
5. Anal Leakage. Need I say more?
Friday, April 4, 2008
Thank you for letting me spend the weekend at your apartment while you are with Chris. Please hide all of your kinky sex pictures, whips, toys, etc--because I have the feeling it will be a really long weekend and I will be bored out of my skull. Thank you!