Sunday, April 13, 2008


Let's face it. There are just some people that we are just naturally attracted to because of how they look and we really could give a fuck about their inner beauty. Do I have a type? Sure I do! Men are beautiful creatures who are meant to be admired and looked upon. Last night, my friends and I went out dancing--and besides the club being incredibly boring, there was not one person there who I would consider to be my type, but there was some attractive guys there. My type is as follows:

1. Please be tall--in fact, the taller the better!

2. I've always thought that I only liked "white" guys, but I no longer think that is true. I'm open to whatever in my old age.

3. Brown hair and brown eyes are a plus. Bald is also sexy.

4. Please be a jock! I have NO interest in sports, but I seem to love the guys that wanna talk about sports all day.

5. You have to be able to pick me up in your arms! Nothing turns me on more than a man who can pick me up and carry me away. So, big arms and legs are a plus!

6. Please look like one of my comic book characters.

7. Be a little cocky--I sorta like arrogant guys.

8. Please don't suffer from anal leakage or date bi-sexuals. I have to insist upon this.

9. Although everyone is looking at you, have eyes for only ME.
10. Have nice teeth and DO NOT SMOKE.


Christopher said...

Now, if I wasn't already madly in love with my Boo (do you blame me, the boy is damn fine....mmmm...), I think that we could have had something long as you ignore rules #1 & #4.

Christopher said...

For you my dear, I am willing to make an exception!