Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Do Not Read

Dear Quilter,
Wow! You really are a HUGE pussy! I'm shocked (well, not really!) to discover that you cancelled your MySpace account. Well, it is probably for the best--your page was quickly losing friends and pretty soon there would be no one on there anyway.
By the way, a lot of my fans have been asking me to define anal leakage. Anal leakage is simply when you cum in someones ass and their ass is sooooo loose that the cum (which is now mixed with shit) drips back out again, thus creating a strange orange color. Gross, huh?

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