Twins

There seems to be a new fad every year in gay porn. The current hot fad seems to be twins or triplets. Since I am not a twin or a triplet, I kinda think this is hot. Or is this just wrong?

Scary

I love zombies.

AS THE WORLD TURNS GAY

For those of you who don't watch soap operas, I highly suggest you start. My all-time favorite soap opera AS THE WORLD TURNS features daytime's first gay super couple--Noah and Luke. I think that they are so cute together.

HOLY CRAP!

I can't believe I am saying this, but the Batman comic book rocks!

IRON!

I finally went and saw IRON MAN at 11:15 p.m. last night. I really enjoyed it and thought that it was a lot of fun and I loved all of the easter eggs in the movie--I am so GLAD that I stayed until the end of the credits! Summer seems to be off to a good start.

LOVE BITES

Dear Chris P.,

I'm sorry for everything. Your boyfriend Paul is madly in love with me. He told me this while you were on vacation. He tells me he can't stop thinking about me and quite frankly, it makes me nervous. You're second best, I'm afraid. Thankfully, I am not in love with Paul--as I could never love a man who finds farting funny and who dresses like a teenage boy. I hope we can still be friends.

Yours,

CHRIS

Claremont?

Is Chris Claremont back?

Well, I just finished the first issue of his new limited series GENEXT and I have to confess that I really liked it--it reminds me of some of his early NEW MUTANTS stuff.

Candy?

I think CANDYMAN is so fucking scary!

MASKS

Your mask is finally off and your true face is finally revealed.

I always knew deep down that eventually I would realize that I was too good for you, but I didn't think it would come this soon. I no longer hate you. Your life seems to be so bad right now. Counseling is probably your best bet, because all your friends eventually sleep with your boyfriend and I don't think your family cares too much about you.
I'm saddened to hear that Bi-Sexual Boyfriend and his girlfriend lost their baby, because I actually think he really would have loved this child with all of his heart or at the very least more than he loves you. Don't fret though, we all know that Bi-Sexual Boyfriend can't decide between cock and pussy--so he probably will get a chance to be a father again, so your dreams of having his baby may still one day come true!
I'm sorry that you still wonder what "might have been" between us. That tells me that every time Bi-Sexual Boyfriend fucks you over, you will wonder what your life with me might have been. You'll be doing this for the rest of your life. On my end, you'll become nothing more than an urban legend or a joke that I will tell people when I've had a few drinks.
I don't hate you, Jeremy.
I really don't.
I PITY YOU.

SUPER CRUSH

I'll be the first to admit that I hated SUPERMAN RETURNS! I thought the story was really weak and some of the casting wasn't quite on target. I did, however, think that star Brandon Routh was excellent and has a lot of potential. Plus, I think he's cute!

I WANT SEX

I am so excited about the SEX AND THE CITY movie! Although I think I am the most like Carrie, my favorite girl will always be Samantha! Is anyone else excited?

ANOTHER GAY MOVIE?

I just read in the ADVOCATE that only one of the original boys from the film (Nico) will be returning for the sequel! What the hell?

AVENGERS: THE MOVIE

With news that an AVENGERS movie in the works, every single fanboy is putting together their version of the team they'd like to see on the big screen. With that, here is my version:

CAPTAIN AMERICA: C'mon! That was a given! He IS the Avengers and is one of my favorite members!

SCARLET WITCH: My #1 favorite Avenger, she's perfect for the team--and a possible storyline could be her attraction to...

THE VISION: I would love to see Vizh in the movie in his classic costume and powers!

THOR: I can only imagine how hot he is going to look on film!

HAWKEYE: Every team needs the cocky, normal joe! Hawk rocks!

CAPTAIN MARVEL: Although not one of my favorites, she would add a bit of class and power to the team.

WASP: Yes! She has to be here too!

Yo Joe!

God, I miss G.I. Joe! _______ was really sweet and bought me several action figures at Target. So, I thought I'd make a short list of my favorite team members for shits and giggles!

TOP 5 G.I. Joe members

1. Flint--I always thought he was so cute (and much cooler than Duke).
2. Snake Eyes--everyone loves the bad ass ninja character.
3. Mutt--Because his action figure came with Junkyard and I thought he was crazy.
4. Spirit--He just kicked ass and I loved when he'd fight Storm Shadow.
5. Cover Girl--Hardly used, I thought she took a backseat to Lady J and Scarlett.

Top 5 Cobra members

1. The Baroness--She was an evil bitch.
2. Cobra Commander--I'm sorry, I always thought he was gay! Love him!
3. Zartan-I loved how his action figure would turn colors!
4. Storm Shadow--Ninja!
5. Tomax and Xamot--Cute evil twins!

Zephyr

I hope that everyone grabbed a copy of the latest issue of NOBLE CAUSES that came out on Wednesday. This week's character spotlight is on the youngest member of the Noble Family--Zephyr. This former wild child had a baby with the Noble Family's greatest enemy (however, in true soap opera fashion, the baby was kidnapped !), but 5 years later she's married and is a strong member of the team.