I have a confession to make..
I am so incredibly thankful that the Quilter was able to discover the real reason behind my depression or my "mind-fuck" as he puts it. I am in love with my best friend Paul. In fact, he's all I think about and I am so sexually repressed (my words, not Quilter's) that it was the reason for last week's incident. As all of you know, Paul has so many qualities that I look for in a man. Here is a short list of why I am madly in love with Paul:
1. You all know that I find fart jokes funny.
2. He's in love with Chris P. and can't stop talking about him! Mmmm!I find being a home wrecker is hot!
3. Men who find Scary Movie 3 & 4 to be classic films are super sexy
4. Alternative music--LOVE IT!
5. His feet--Yummy!
Thank you so much for helping realize me feelings, Quilter!