Saturday, September 13, 2008

I have a confession to make..
I am so incredibly thankful that the Quilter was able to discover the real reason behind my depression or my "mind-fuck" as he puts it. I am in love with my best friend Paul. In fact, he's all I think about and I am so sexually repressed (my words, not Quilter's) that it was the reason for last week's incident. As all of you know, Paul has so many qualities that I look for in a man. Here is a short list of why I am madly in love with Paul:
1. You all know that I find fart jokes funny.
2. He's in love with Chris P. and can't stop talking about him! Mmmm!I find being a home wrecker is hot!
3. Men who find Scary Movie 3 & 4 to be classic films are super sexy
4. Alternative music--LOVE IT!
5. His feet--Yummy!
Thank you so much for helping realize me feelings, Quilter!


Christopher said...

If it makes you feel any better, whenever Paul visits me, all he does is talk about gets pretty f*ckin annoying...

Don't you find Paul's "finger toes" cute? Thanks for keeping his feet smooth!

Smooch you later!

Alex said...

When do I get a piece of the action?