I love the Quilter.
Yesterday I went to his condo to visit him and he wasn't very happy seeing me. He opened the door and quickly shut it behind him.
Quilter: What are you doing here?
Chris: I came to see you.
Quilter: Why? I thought I told you yesterday that I needed my space. You know how stressed I am with Nathan [his son] coming to visit. You know Bi-Sexual Boyfriend hasn't moved out yet. I thought we talked about this.
Chris: I just missed you and..
Quilter: Right. So, I will call you tonight?
Chris: Quilter, don't bother.
As I walked away, I could hear Bi-Sexual Boyfriend laughing. I haven't heard from since yesterday. Feel free to laugh at me now. He is.