Wednesday, February 25, 2009


When I was 19 years old I was invited to a party being thrown by a older gentleman and his much younger boyfriend. I was so happy to be invited that I went to the GAP and bought all new clothes for the event. At the party there was a lot of food and tons of alcohol. I didn't really know too many of the people at the party, so I was very flattered when the host took me by the hand and introduced me to people. Everyone he was introducing me to was "somebody" --publishers, lawyers, police officers, doctors, etc. They were all so nice to me and even though they were much older than me they all seemed to be so interested in what I had say. One gentleman pulled me aside and said "..So, you're the new twinkie?" I told that I didn't know what that meant and he told me that every year the host of the party invites all of his friends to meet the new crop of young guys. A twinkie was "young, dumb, and full of cum" and I thought that was disgusting and so I left the party. Now, flash forward to today, when I discovered that the hosts of the party gave money to support "Yes on 8". What the fuck? How does this happen?