Monday, June 9, 2008

DANTE'S BORING STORY


Since my dear friend WonderMan (I still don't know your real name!) already beat me to complaing about DANTE'S COVE, I thought I'd put in my two cents on DANTE'S COVE/THE LAIR .
My problems with DANTE'S COVE/THE LAIR are:
1. Hire actors that can ACT. I'm happy that many of the boys look good, but very few of them can actually convince me that they are fighting the supernatural.
2. Not all gay men have wash board stomachs.
3. Sex. Sex. Sex. It has to advance the plot sometimes. Even in porn it moves the story along.
4. Ryan! I love him! Give him a script!

2 comments:

Wonder Man said...

It's Viktor...that's my real name

Projekt R3volution said...

Ryan Reynolds should be illegal to look at!