H O U S E

I love horror movies, so I was pleasantly surprised when a new horror movie titled HOUSE came to Bakersfield. Knowing how fast horror movies last around here, I took Paul with me on Saturday afternoon to see it. Now, I knew it wasn't a remake of the 80's classic HOUSE--but I at least thought it would be at least a little scary since it was rated "R". It wasn't. It wasn't interesting, the acting was terrible, and we walked out without seeing the movie. As we left (you know I got my money back!), I told the manager what a dud the film was--and she told me that "..Christian films aren't for everyone!" and I was confused because I had no idea that house was considered to be a religious movie. I actually don't have too much of a problem with that. Homophobic Kirk Cameron wasn't in it and looking back on the film, the religious aspects were subtle. Still, the movie SUCKED!