CELB!

Jesse from Bravo's Workout and myself.

THE LEGION IS GONE

After 4 years, DC Comics re-launch of one of my favorite comic books--LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES is being cancelled with issue #50. Thank the Lord.

DC needed to realize that this book was a joke and had been for a long time. The costumes were awful, the villains were dull, and the story lines sucked. Where is the real Legion?

Avengers?

I'm really just not very happy with all of the comic books being
produced by Marvel Comics lately and I am seriously considering
dropping a lot of Marvel titles. First of all, if the Avengers titles are their best-selling books--why not give the fans what they want to see? We want the Avengers! Not flashback stories of the Skrulls! I personally have not liked the "new" Avengers line-up for two years. Don't get me wrong--before we discovered that Spider-Woman was a Skrull, I found her to be a great addition to the team and have always liked the character, but Wolverine? I'm sorry
but I hated that idea from the start. My ideal membership for the Avengers title would be: Captain America, Spider-Woman, Beast, Vision, Ms. Marvel, Thor, and Hawkeye.

HELLFIRE DOES

I know that a lot of you are so sick about hearing me bitch about The Quilter, but last night before I went out on the town with Alex and Paul I came to an honest realization that any type of relationship with him (friends or lovers) is bad for me. My recent hospitalization proved to me that he doesn't care for me--he's just using me to pass the time until his Bi-Sexual Boyfriend makes up his mind about what he wants to do and I deserve so much better than that. The fact that he allowed Chris "I will only be sloppy seconds" Bob to post a picture of a dead Care Bear and a Nazi Care Bear on his myspace page and not delete it ( and then later tell me it was funny) only speaks negatively about his character. The final straw was when he allowed Chris Bob to post a comment that stated I was crazy was not only disrespectful, but hurt me as well. I'm not crazy. Things would be easier if I was, but folks, I'm not. When I was in the hospital I had a lot of time to think about things and I came to the conclusion that Quilter is NOT a person I would want to be with for the rest of my life. He's always telling me that I am "so high school" , but he never points that finger at himself. Besides, if I was in high school--wouldn't Chris "I'm creepy!" Bob be after me? I'm not going to engage in a petty little argument with these two negative people any longer. My friends, encourage me to stay the FUCK away from Quilter, because he is not good for me. Nothing lasts forever...

The Letter

Last night I received an e-mail from The Quilter. I thought I would be a complete dickhead and let you all read it:

Hey there. How's it going. Did you make it back to work yet? (No, but you would know that if you bothered to call me!)I hope so, my birthday is coming up and well you know, Audi! I was thinking about when you were "gone" (hospital) I had changed my status to say "It's nothing an Audi couldn't fix!" It was after your message you had left me (I did leave him a nasty message) and I had yelled at you on the phone. Anyways I was realizing you probably never got to see that status. I thought it was cute and would make you laugh or at least smile, yet you didn't see it. Christopher I want you to be okay. ( I will be okay because I have a wonderful family and the greatest friends in the world)I want you to be happy.After reading your newest blog it really makes me wonder if your going to be okay. (Not this blog, he is referring to a blog on Myspace that I wrote about the movie THE BREED which sucked, but I still have no clue as to why it would make him think I was depressed!)I know you expect more out of me, but I'm really at a loss of what to do or say.(He' s right--I did expect more out of him!) My feelings are so knotted up and confusing. (Imagine how I feel! )There are so many things that happen in any given day that make me think of you. (Well, fuck me!) I usually smile. I have never had these feelings. (Really? Bi-Sexual Boyfriend was your passion for 8 years, right?)I was serious on Saturday when I said I wish we were dancing. (Wow! Thanks for being there during the bad times!)What are we suppose to do? ( You can apologize for telling Paul that you are going to kick his ass when you see him. You can stop trying to play head games with me and move on to your next victim. You can apologize for all of the bad things that you have done and find your own inner peace.)What am I suppose to do? (Stop bothering me with this bullshit)